Since im back to my Confucius Says skin, and im bored...
I've decided to hunt around for the whole set of Confucius Says wisdom.
Some alittle lame, some alittle crude, but nonetheless just for amusement.
Those highlighted in RED would be those i thought funny..
1. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
2. Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.
3. Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.
4. Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk
5. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
6. Passionate kiss like spider web ... lead to undoing of fly.
7. Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
8. Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night.
9. Virginity like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
10. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok
11. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
12. A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability
13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
14. Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
15. Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
16. Elevator smells different to midget.
17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
18. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
19. Man who go to bed with question of sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
20. War not determine who's right, war determines who's left.
21. Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting /headache.
22.Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
23.Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change but feeling nuts.
Yep, see.. im really really bored!haha! Going out to breathe some fresh air..
